Absurd

Broccoli. Damn Right.
I am firmly in the pocket of Big Veg.
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Cthulhu Hates Mondays
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
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Death Comes For Us All
Not always super quick though. So that’s something.
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Just Getting By
I know we are all feeling it.
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Regional Pegging Champion

If you work hard, maybe next time you’ll make nationals.

Urban Dictionary is both a gift and a curse.

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Tarot Card – The Fool Shirt

Trust Me Bro. What’s the worst that could happen?

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Tarot Card – The Hanged Man Shirt

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Too Much Paranoias T-Shirt

We are all devolving, some of us are cooler about it than others.

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Too Pretty To Fight
(But definitely will)
Betta Fish Limited Run
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