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		<title>Just Getting By  &#8211; Rat Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Just Getting By I know we are all feeling it. Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just Getting By</p>
<p>I know we are all feeling it.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
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		<title>Too Much Paranoias</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 13:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Too Much Paranoias T-Shirt We are all devolving, some of us are cooler about it than others. Screen printed by hand onto a White Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too Much Paranoias T-Shirt</p>
<p>We are all devolving, some of us are cooler about it than others.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a White Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee.</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
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		<title>Tarot Card &#8211; The Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 19:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Tarot Card - The Fool Shirt Trust Me Bro. What's the worst that could happen? Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/tarot-card-the-fool/">Tarot Card &#8211; The Fool</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tarot Card &#8211; The Fool Shirt</p>
<p>Trust Me Bro. What&#8217;s the worst that could happen?</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/tarot-card-the-fool/">Tarot Card &#8211; The Fool</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Tarot Card &#8211; The Hanged Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Tarot Card - The Hanged Man Shirt It seemed like a good idea at the time. Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tarot Card &#8211; The Hanged Man Shirt</p>
<p>It seemed like a good idea at the time.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/tarot-card-the-hanged-man/">Tarot Card &#8211; The Hanged Man</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Regional Pegging Champion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 14:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Regional Pegging Champion If you work hard, maybe next time you'll make nationals. Urban Dictionary is both a gift and a curse. Screen printed by hand onto a Heather Dark Grey Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Regional Pegging Champion</p>
<p>If you work hard, maybe next time you&#8217;ll make nationals.</p>
<p>Urban Dictionary is both a gift and a curse.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Heather Dark Grey Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/regional-pegging-champion/">Regional Pegging Champion</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Too Pretty To Fight &#8211; Fighting Fish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 15:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Too Pretty To Fight (But definitely will) Betta Fish Limited Run Screen printed by hand onto a Cream Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too Pretty To Fight<br />
(But definitely will)<br />
Betta Fish Limited Run</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Cream Gildan Softstyle Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/too-pretty-to-fight-fighting-fish/">Too Pretty To Fight &#8211; Fighting Fish</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Broccoli. DAMN RIGHT.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 14:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Broccoli. Damn Right. I am firmly in the pocket of Big Veg. Screen printed by hand onto a Kiwi Green Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Broccoli. Damn Right.</p>
<p>I am firmly in the pocket of Big Veg.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Kiwi Green Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/broccoli-damn-right/">Broccoli. DAMN RIGHT.</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Death Comes For Us All</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 15:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Death Comes For Us All Not always super quick though. So that's something. Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Death Comes For Us All</p>
<p>Not always super quick though. So that&#8217;s something.</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Black Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;<br />
4XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 73cm / 30&#8243;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slightlygrim.com/product/death-comes-for-us-all/">Death Comes For Us All</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slightlygrim.com">Slightly Grim Print Company</a>.</p>
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		<title>Cthulhu Hates Mondays</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 13:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Cthulhu Hates Mondays "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." Screen printed by hand onto a Kiwi Green Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cthulhu Hates Mondays</p>
<p>&#8220;Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn&#8217;t stop to think if they should.&#8221;</p>
<p>Screen printed by hand onto a Kiwi Green Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee with Purple ink</p>
<p>Sizing (Unisex Tee):</p>
<p>S &#8211; Chest &#8211; 46cm / 18&#8243;<br />
M &#8211; Chest &#8211; 51cm / 20&#8243;<br />
L &#8211; Chest &#8211; 56cm / 22&#8243;<br />
XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 61cm / 24&#8243;<br />
2XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 66cm / 26&#8243;<br />
3XL &#8211; Chest &#8211; 71cm / 28&#8243;</p>
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